We’re pretty groovy. You’ll like us. We want to help further advertising and commerce in the Southwestern Virginia area through helping businesses help themselves and each other. We claps our hands, stomps our feets, and throws our hands in the airs likes we just don’t careses.

And once in a great while, we lay a finger aside our nose, and with a wink and a nod, up the chimney we rise.

We brush our teeth, eat our vitamins, pay our taxes, eat meals at the table with family and no cell phones out, and don’t mess around with no voodoo or magic – neither black nor white. When we’re happy and we know it, we sing a song. We sing it in the morning and we sing it in the evening, all over this land.